If you've been to Hell (Norway), Bum (Azerbaijan) and Silly (Belgium), why not get more positive and take a town-sign selfie with your beloved at Løve, in western Zealand. Come on a summer Tuesday or Thursday and there's the added bonus of visiting the wonderful, fully functioning 1881 Løve Mølle windmill. As the sails spin, miller Henning Vingborg tells the jokes.
Løve Mølle
Zealand